Incoming Pope alert

In case it had passed you by, Vatican City Football club is sending its goalkeeper over for a visit to the UK. At the cost of a paltry few million to the British people, Papa Benny will be saving goals and souls in a whistlestop tour of this ungodly land.

I'm particularly looking forward to hearing him (Him?) forgive all those sinful choir and altar boys who so wickedly led all those innocent priests astray. Sigh: things were so much better in Hitler Youth days.

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