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A Ridictionary

  • A completely foreign secretary
  • Referendumb
  • Boris Thatcher
  • Rubbing noses
  • Oooops
  • Have we met?
  • American't
  • The new edition

2018

  • Cake
  • Toffy, Perky and Bunkum
  • Waving. And drowning.
  • Theresa May's agenda reassignment
  • LGBTQQIAAP
  • Lord Gaga
  • Brett who?

2017

  • Retching out
  • Theresa May, negotiator par excellence
  • A tweet.
  • Trident miss-ile

2016

  • Louis Joseph Bunker Wingate
  • From Cyril Connolly
  • Sincerely, L Cohen
  • Donald Chump 2
  • Donald Chump
  • Completely foreign secretary

2015

  • David Camoron
  • Volks Whingeing
  • What's next?
  • To hell with them
  • Can you hear them?
  • Rotten democracy
  • Clarkson's comeuppance
  • Irritating little git
  • Vatican't
  • David Cameron: Je suis a proper Charlie
  • Blithering lingo
  • Come and get me
  • A plea for 2015

2014

  • Tesco unrules, OK?
  • Tesco fiasco
  • Lucky, plucky Scots
  • She taught me how to whistle...
  • Gazarrrggghhh
  • Gazzzzzza
  • Toys for the boys in blue
  • Off my chest for 2014

2013

  • All abroad
  • ... all the way to the bank
  • More horsing about
  • Long faces at Findus
  • MTGG

2012

  • Jimmy Savile: not vile enough?
  • Bet - is - on
  • Very confused dot com
  • Yeurrrggghhh
  • A Trojan horse in Berlin
  • Nigel Lofthouse
  • And speaking of Nigel...
  • Confessions of an unbeliever
  • A tricky equation

2011

  • Hard work?
  • The Apple of our eyes?
  • Richard Hamilton: hero
  • Rubbing their hands with glee
  • A bit of a riot
  • Anglian Waster
  • The subtext of Mr Rupert Murdoch
  • Vince Cable, you was robbed
  • The matter with Murdoch
  • Why sex is bad for you
  • Obama's cunning stunt
  • The Royals and their fancied dress
  • Star of the show
  • A right Royal twat in a hat
  • Kate Tempest
  • The Pig Society
  • The loneliness of the long distance copywriter
  • Oh get off
  • My best friends

2010

  • Clot-in-chief
  • The Tony Blair Wealth Creation Unit
  • Melancholy
  • Oh, forgive up!
  • More wisdom from Eric Berne
  • BP and Bhopal
  • Islamic finger pointing
  • The donkey-jacketed PM
  • In praise of cynicism
  • FAQs me off
  • The Wootton Bassett thing
  • Into the White (?) House
  • Another November 11th
  • Half-baked Alaska
  • Obama's on fire
  • Trilliooooooooons
  • Really pensioned off
  • RBS loses £8bn - ooops
  • Presidential poetry

Henry Tomas Wingate, with love

  • A tree for Henry
  • A Letter to Henry
  • My still and forever loved boy
  • 12 December 2014
  • 27 July 2014
  • 12 December 2013
  • 12 December 2012
  • 12 December 2011
  • 12 December 2010
  • Happy Birthday, Henry
  • Men in Hats
  • A PS to Henry
  • Birth at the Pleasure Beach (short story)

I used to do ads

  • Hello from me
  • You 'aving a laugh? I was, with The District
  • Fame?
  • Eastbourne
  • Paula Yates
  • Typhoon
  • Araldite
  • Royal Mail
  • The Science Museum
  • The District
  • Sydney Writers' Festival
  • Wilkins of Tiptree
  • KLM
  • A sort of CV
  • Europcar Chauffeur Drive
  • Spalding Golf
  • Aer Lingus
  • Tadpole Computers
  • Credit Insurance Association
  • Being a copywriter
  • Pure Recruitment
  • Down Under works

Poemology

  • The camera
  • Faithless
  • No one like you
  • Textpectation
  • The Unmown Grass
  • There are times
  • Impossible
  • Birds
  • Lately
  • The Appliance of Science
  • Grease
  • In the dream that has me
  • The boys in the tree
  • You, it seems, cannot escape
  • Once in a day
  • A still life
  • The train forever missed
  • Saturday's night
  • Killing love
  • The ghost of a touch
  • The Latin Quarter
  • Granny
  • Guilty
  • Headlights
  • Her pants
  • Here it comes
  • Intoxicated
  • Ladybird
  • Launderette
  • My brother
  • Sleepless
  • Storm
  • Suicide girl
  • The bowling hours are over
  • The call of tall buildings
  • The handy man
  • The hotel
  • The luck
  • The music
  • The song that remembers itself
  • The swimmer
  • The wine
  • We felt lost
  • When we first meet (a Window Poem)
  • When you sent (a Window Poem)

Experi(mental)

  • Too Much to Dream
  • Tense
  • Impersonation
  • Attraction of Opposites
  • Headlights

Picturitis

  • Underground
  • Smileys
  • Herringfleet sunset
  • Fabulous Vogue pic from 1943
  • The Suffolk Unicorn
  • Let there be light
  • Promises, promises
  • The glass
  • Minsmere
  • Rose Trees
  • Scotland the brave
  • Nuts
  • Near enough
  • Why I love Suffolk
  • Bastard bee attack
  • The ghost of an avocado
  • Unwelcome to Sizewell
  • Unsuitable for children
  • Random pics
  • Fame?
  • Some colours
  • More colours

Playing

  • Home made lorem ipsum
  • Qwertyuiop game

Take a look

  • The Window Poets (an MA project)
  • Henry's blog

All rights reserved; original works © Oliver Wingate

All original works © Oliver Wingate