A tweet.

This is (quite a bad) photograph of Messrs Orff, Reich and Shostakovich supposedly scaring the cheeky cockney sparrers off my peas in the garden.

Didn't bloody work. Said sparrers flew down and ripped foliage off irrespective (disrepectful an' all). No refinement at all.

I'm going to have to up my game. Next year, it'll have to be Messiaen, Bartok and Webern. That'll teach 'em. Bastards.

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